House of Villains Season 2, Episode 5 Recap - Housewife vs. Housewife

The claws came out on this week's episode of House of Villains, and no one was safe from the fallout. Just when I thought they couldn't get any more villainous, each of the cast members had a moment to shine. How'd the drama go down? Let's yap about it!

House hangs

There was minimal fallout from Richard Hatch's elimination. The worst repercussion was his voodoo doll getting struck by lightning. Hopefully Hatch doesn't suffer the same fate. Does anyone know if those things work? I have a few exes I'd like to...never mind. Another time. Not a soul seems to miss him, but New York's psychic predictions can't miss. She had a vision Kandy would be safe from the hit list last week and guessed Larsa would be chosen as supervillain this week. Spoiler alert: she was right!

Too bad New York couldn't channel her psychic energy into getting rid of her roommate. The House of Villains two time queen is out for Teresa Giudice's blood errr...bed. She wants their room to herself, but time will tell if she can make that wish come true.

Battle Royale: Election year

The villains played 'what's in the box' for their supervillain ceremony this week. Safaree was the first to pick up the box, knocking him out of the game. The remaining villains quickly dropped out of the race, with New York getting the final choice of which villain to nominate as a potential supervillain. New York opted to save herself from the hit list for the week and gave the power to Teresa. Chaos reigns in New York.

Rewards a-bounce

I thought Teresa would be safe with Larsa choosing her fellow Housewife and The Challenge's Wes to come along for some goat yoga. More on that soon. While the goats bounced all over those expensive weaves and fake nails, Wes continued to show why he's a top villain by putting a bug in Larsa's ear about his new nemesis, Camilla. I told you not to cross him girl! Look for the new House of Villains spinoff, Real Housewives of the Valley, coming soon to a TikTok near you.

Cue Victoria Larson's tears for missing out on some baby goats. Or anything else really. The woman can get overly salty at a moment's notice and while Camilla and Larsa aren't buying it, Teresa and Wes have sympathy for her overly expressive emotions.

Hit list nominations

In another shocking hit list nomination, Larsa fakes nominating Wes and ultimately puts up Teresa to potentially be eliminated! So much for the Housewives alliance. Cancel that spinoff, Bravo! The cast is shocked, but her other choices, Victoria and Camilla, are far less surprising. So much for that lady's alliance. Pro competition show tip: never go for a gender-based alliance. They fall apart fast!

Who do you think will win safety next week, Teresa, Victoria or Camilla?